Cunt in a Box – Light Her Up and Let Her Shine ✨
She’s bold, she’s beautiful, and she’s ready to be the centre of attention. Our Cunt in a Box is a vulva-shaped candle that doesn’t just sit there looking pretty – she’s here to spark laughs, raise eyebrows, and maybe even make your nan choke on her tea. Perfect for hen nights, cheeky birthdays, or as the world’s most unforgettable housewarming gift.
🍑 Curves in All the Right Places
Expertly sculpted to capture every fold, groove, and glorious detail – this cunt is anything but basic.
🔥 Stamina She Can Be Proud Of
Up to 20 hours of hot, flickering action – she’s not a quick burn, she’s here for the long haul.
✨ Smooth Operator
Hand-poured soy wax for a clean, steady burn – because even cheeky cunts can be classy.
🎁 Boxed Like a Queen
Arrives in a sleek decorative box, ready to be unwrapped, admired, and probably Instagrammed.
Product Details
Height: Approx. 5 inches (she may be petite, but she makes an impact)
Burn Time: Up to 20 hours of candle-lit pleasure
Packaging: Stylish gift box hiding one very cheeky surprise
Why Choose Cunt in a Box?
Because your home deserves more than boring candles that smell like “fresh linen.” Cunt in a Box brings sass, laughs, and plenty of character wherever she goes. Whether she’s perched on your mantle, glowing at a party, or gifted to your mate who thought they’d seen it all – this cunt always steals the show.
Light her up, and watch everyone’s faces when they realise what they’re looking at. 😂
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